And Now A Special Report: Help me, help you! (December 18, 2021)

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Happy Holidays!

These Winter Holidays are going to be a bit of a rough ride for the Boicourt Family. 

It seems that a poor investment decision was made by Yours Truly on September 25, 2020 when I liquidated ALL of our assets and bought Evergrande stock at $3.99 per share. As of closing on Friday, December 17th – that stock was trading at $0.21. Oops! Please don’t tell Karen. Not just yet. I have a plan!

Our only remaining assets are a collection of non-fungible tokens. These NFTs are digitally tethered to a series of collectible JPEGs. Each one is a unique and non-interchangeable unit of data stored on a digital ledger or “blockchain”, specifically an ERC-721, which refers to a token standard that can be found on the Ethereum blockchain. Each JPEG image comes with all the necessary metadata proving rightful ownership.

I am offering these collectable NFTs either individually or as a complete collection, so act now!

If you are interested in purchasing the entire series, please contact me personally at: 1 (800) HEL-PNOW.

If you wish to purchase an individual NFT, in the comments section below please leave the following information: 1) Full Legal Name 2) Checking Account #, username and password 3) Social Security Number. Indicate the catalog number of the NFT you wish to purchase.

The NFTs are on a fast track to rapid value appreciation. By letting me help you, the Boicourt children can both get new miniature horses for Christmas! More importantly, Mr. B. won’t have to reenter the workforce!

Remember the words of Clarence: “No man is a failure who has friends!“

#1253669084637736: $1,000,000
#2253669084637736: $750,000
#3253669084637736: $600,000
#4253669084637736: $750,000
#5253669084637736: $700,000
#6253669084637736: $420
#7253669084637736: $28,467/year
#8253669084637736: $30,869/year
#9253669084637736: $32,621/year
#10253669084637736: $34,962/year
#11253669084637736: $36,852/year
#12253669084637736: $38,951/year
#13253669084637736: $40,753/year
#14253669084637736: $42,741/year
#15253669084637736: $44,321/year
#16253669084637736: $46,654/year
#17253669084637736: $48,963/year
#18253669084637736: $50,681/year
#19253669084637736: $52,931/year
#20253669084637736: $54,715/year
#21253669084637736: $56,816/year
#22253669084637736: $58,321/year
#23253669084637736: $56,769/year
#23253669084637736: $58,781/year
#24253669084637736: $60,741/year
#25253669084637736: $62,673/year
#26253669084637736: $64,942/year
Special Edition Gus McCrae NFT: $10,000,000

(Originally published on December 18, 2021)

5 thoughts on “And Now A Special Report: Help me, help you! (December 18, 2021)”

  1. Hello Dave ; Congratulations ! I suspect you have a real collector’s item on your hands with #17253669084637736. If I am not mistaken this is an NFT of Jacob Chansley the 34 year old Arizona man who also goes by the names Jake Angeli and the Q-Anon shaman Chansley garnered international notoriety on January 6, 2021 while storming the nation’s capitol. If I am not mistaken this NFT is from the early years of Chansley’s life before he earned his buffalo horns. I think you have this way underpriced.

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    1. Thank you for your Trail Reports purchase! It’s a Christmas Miracle! Please keep in mind that by purchasing NFT #20253669084637736 you are agreeing to an annual subscription of $54,715/ year (which happens to be equivalent to the annual salary of a tenured teacher with five years of teaching experience.) We can tell Karen the good news, as I also have an anonymous buyer for the Special Edition Gus McCrae NFT. (The buyer goes by the pseudonym “Not Melania”. Interesting.)

      God bless us everyone!

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